This morning we had training on the company’s newest all-in-one network security appliance that they’re rolling out. We went through the spiel on what it does, doesn’t do, should do, might do later, etc. The last statement was that this was the future of the company, and if it fails we’re in big trouble. Afterwards I hit the bathroom and one of my coworkers stepped up to the next urinal. He shook his head and said, “This is like betting the farm on a mad cow.” I started laughing so hard I couldn’t piss.