May 142004
 

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1) black T-shirt that says “No, I will not fix your computer.”
2) a four-day growth of beard
3) blue boxer-briefs that need to be thrown away (holes)

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1) my PDA
2) three computer speakers (only one works)
3) a cheatsheet for subnet masks/hosts

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1) drive across country in a big ol’ boat of a classic convertible
2) stand on another planet
3) see the human race get it’s shit together at last.

THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1) witty
2) compassionate
3) open-minded

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1) impatient
2) easily bored
3) unambitious

FOUR PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1) Norwegian
2) Hungarian
3) English
4) Tennessee Hillbilly

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1) my eyes
2) my legs
3) that I look 5-10 years younger than my actual age

THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1) wide hipbones
2) pointed nose
3) hairline

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME
1) I hate religiosity and the religious mindset with a passion that borders on violence
2) I nearly became a father when I was stationed in California
3) Gray is not my original surname

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1) “cool”
2) “Thank you for calling ISS Firewall Support, this is Ryan, how can I help you?”
3) “I hate ISS”

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1) New Zealand
2) Ireland/Scotland
3) Netherlands

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1) Ryan
2) Ry
3) Ryan Edward (heard from mom whenever she got mad at me)

THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD
1) Garou
2) rgray823
3) CatLord

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