Two Names You Go By
Two Parts of Your Heritage
Two Things That Scare You
1. Religious Fundamentalists
2. Being cut off from the Internet
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
2. Diet Pepsi with lime
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Wedding band
2. Clingy boxer-briefs
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. A Perfect Circle
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Great sex
2. The only things that I can be certain are real are my own thoughts.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. A solid chest
2. Muscular legs
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
2. Online games (City of Heroes/Villains and World of Warcraft at the moment)
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. Be out of debt
2. Regime change
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. New Zealand
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Drive across country on Route 66 in a classic convertible.
2. Live long enough to upload my consciousness to the Net, and therefore not die. 😀
Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Guy
1. Fart and belch with aplomb.
2. I never want to stop and ask for directions.
Two Things You Normally Wouldn’t Admit
1. I feel very out of place where I work and still don’t feel comfortable here even after a year.
2. In general, I really do prefer plain ol’ vanilla (read that any way you like)
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. The dumbing down of America.
2. Why I keep making posts about memes and news topics instead of personal events.
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Micro Center
2. Express Gay, er, Men
Two people I haven’t talked to in a while
1. My stepmother & stepsister (counts as one)
2. My aunt