Me: I may need to get my ring resized if I continue to work out. I was shaking water off my hands and it flew off, bounced off the counter, and ricocheted off the mirror before I caught it in midair. I was rather proud of that.
Eric: Wow yeah that was a good catch! it could have been the cold water too, that happens to me if I wash in cold water.
Me: most likely, but even now with dry hands I can pull it off pretty easily.
Eric: You should have them add little balls into the ring to prevent it from slipping.
Me: I think you just described a cockring.
Eric: Oh dear