Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Artist: Jesse Cook
Comments: Wow, good thing I’m not egotistical…
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Push Me Off
Comments: Dunno quite how to take that one.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Kiss At the End of the Rainbow
Artist: Mitch & Mickey
Comments: LOL yyyeahhh
Do people secretly lust after me?
Artist: Razed in Black
Comments: I’ll take that as a yes
How can I make myself happy?
Song: I Will Remember You
Artist: Sarah McLachlan
Comments: Kind of a Zen answer…
What should I do with my life?
Song: Terrible Lie
Comments: So, politician or preacher?
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: In Da Club
Artist: 50 Cent
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Artist: Groove Coverage
Comments: Well, it worked for Lucretia Borgia.
Will I ever have children?
Song: This Corrosion
Artist: Sisters of Mercy
Comments: Pretty accurate. Children of my own would corrode my time, patience, and money.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Starting Over
Artist: The Crystal Method
Comments: But but but I like where I’m at!
What is happiness?
Song: Fly Robin Fly
Comments: Hmm, I would love to fly.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Readymade FM
Artist: Pizzicato Five
How will I be remembered?
Song: ‘Til the End of Time
Comments: Sweet! But for good or bad reasons…?