Reader comments on MacDailyNews.com regarding the latest iMac patch:
MacZeus: “Does this update fix the glossy displays back to a matte finish?”
UltraVisitor: “Yes. This update features Apple’s new software pixel rarefaction technique that will physically change the surface of your display from glossy to matte, with just a few blasts of luminous radiation. Really amazing technology.
An interesting side note – if you stand in front of the display during the software pixel rarefaction, it will also wax your balls for you.”
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