Oct 022008

“John McCain knows how to win a war!”

Which war did he win, exactly?

“Mortgage crisis?” “Oil.”

“Global warming?” “Oil.”

“Gay marriage?” “No. And oil.”

“Darfur?” “Oil. Mavericks. Outsider. Wasilla.”

Oct 022008

Palin has the “down home folksy” shit turned up way too high. Any second now she’s gonna bust out with a, “Yer darn tootin!”

She could cut back on the flag-waving too. “This great land” and such, every 15 seconds.

Um, She was asked about the subprime mortgage crisis and segued into oil again.

Damn, she’s starting to flounder. “Your plan is a white flag of surrender!” ROFL! Spare me…

Oct 022008

*James Earl Jones voice*

My journey to the Dark Side will soon be complete!

I just finished ordering the following. Now I will spend every day of the next week running to the door every time I hear a truck engine, screaming, “IS IT HERE YET? HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW?!

* 24″ iMac (refurbished, which saved me $300)
3.06 Ghz Intel Core 2 Duo
500 GB hard drive
nVidia 8800 GS vid card

* WD MyBook Studio Edition 1 TB Drive (external Firewire 800 backup drive)

* VMWare Fusion 2.0 (for running Windows and/or Windows apps within Mac OSX)

* 4 GB RAM kit (cuz running those Windows apps within Mac OSX eats memory)


*spins around in chair, cackling madly*

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