Yesterday as I was leaving, I stopped in the bathroom near the exit. I looked down and found an employee badge on the floor. Picking it up, I saw it belonged to my grandboss (boss’s boss). I took it back to his cube, but he was off somewhere. I debated for a minute, then gave it to my boss, Phil.
“Hey Phil, I found [grandboss]’s badge in the bathroom. Find some suitable way to return it to him.”
Phil comes in this morning and says, “I took [grandboss]’s badge, and taped a picture of The Bumble over it, without about 4 layers of tape. I went up to [grandboss] and said, ‘This was found in the ladies’ bathroom. I don’t know what you’ve got going on, but you need to be a little more careful.'”