Dec 312005

Ganked from roadster_guy

Google the phrase “(Your name) looks like” and pick 10 things that come up,
don’t forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won’t work!

1. Ryan looks like he is fighting off a case of downs syndrome.
2. Ryan looks like a god not a monkey.
3. Ryan looks like every woman’s sexual desire somehow compressed into human form.
4. Ryan looks like some fat chick just went up and grabbed his ass, turned around and turns out to be a guy…
5. Ryan looks like a gay biker from the future.
6. Ryan looks like a crack monkey.
7. Ryan looks like a great kisser.
8. Ryan looks like her lips got stuck in a pool drain!!!
9. Ryan looks like a boss-eyed, knock-kneed comic character who shoots as if kicking a metal weight …
10. Hey Ryan, looks like the masses have spoken! You’re a hit! 🙂 Just don’t forget us “little people” when you’re all famous like! 😉 …

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